•Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
• Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles
• Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
• Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
• In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry
• Kissing you baby is my dream. I'm the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!
• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!
• I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
• On the path of success always lies big O's, many read them as Obstacles, only few read them as Opportunities. Attitude matters a lot. So always be positive.
• Life isn't a bowl of cherries or peaches. It's more like a jar of chillies. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow! Gud Day!
• Destiny is simply the strength of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble, it grows double. If u laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble! Have a Great Day!
• A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. So imagine how brilliant a Human can be by sustaining pressures of life. Gud Day!
• A butterfly lives only 4 few days, but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts. Each moment in life is indeed precious, live it fully, live it lively. Gud Day!
• Either U can complain coz roses hv thorns or U can rejoice coz thorns hv roses...Just a beautiful way 2 say that Life is the way U luk at it. Have a great day!
• Heated Gold becomes ornament; beated Copper becomes wire; depleted stone becomes statue; so, the more pain u get in life, more Valuable u become. Gud Day!
• SMILE:
S-Set u free
M-Makes u special
I-Increase ur face value
L-Lift up ur spirits
E-Earse ur all tensions so smile
So, start ur day with smile. Have a Nice Day
• Champions r not superhumans, they just fight for one extra second, when everyone else quit. Just remember, sometimes one extra second of effort gives u the Success. Keep trying!
• Good Morning! New day, New trials & New challenges, but let God lead your way! Have a great day!
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
• I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.
• The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
• Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS.
• Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
• What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
• My wife thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes.
• When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.
• A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"
• A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married.
Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?
• If sumone throws a stone towards u, throw luv towards him but if sumone throw luv towards u, then sit for a while & think coz luv hurts more than stone.
• Devote time to enjoy; it's the secret of youth. Devote time for friends; it’s the path to happiness. Devote time to luv n b loved; it's the source of pleasure.
• Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one; Let everybody luv u but u luv one.b
• What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Luv U!
• God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day and I just caught one that's so nice and true... it's you!
• Aeni fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad rakhi, Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi, Jede pyar karde ne tenu unna wichon mera pyar yaad rakhi, Bhave meinu sabna toh baad rakhi
• I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don’t throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U
• Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
• To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.
• When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.
• As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower U lots of luv & happiness to make ur day a meaningful one. Good Morning!
• I can appreciate coffee without cream, pay without overtime, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting you. Gud Morning!
• Hi Moon, Dim Ur light... Hello Wind, Breeze Soft... Hello Earth, Spin Gently.... Coz my sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night...
• When the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight, no matter how tough the world may seem, u still deserve the sweetest dream. GOOD NIGHT.
• I have special sleeping arrangements for u, A pillow of Care, bedsheet of Understanding, blanket of Peace and dream of Luc... Good Night
• A strong n positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because Life is 10% how u make it & 90% how u take it. Gud Morning
• Life has no rewinds n forwards. It unfolds itself at its own pace. So never miss a chance to live today to make a beautiful story for tomorrow. Gud Day.
• The stars r out, the moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now it's time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Good Night!
• When we sigh about our problem, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E, but when we laugh about them they become o o o o o o bubbles! Have a bubbly life!
• If you are stressed you'll get pimples... if you cry you'll get wrinkles... Then why don't you smile & get dimples? Keep smiling.